My bro came is and I picked him up with just enough time to grab a bite to eat before going to see Roseanne Bar (crap is it spelled with 2 “R’s”?) She has a comedy show out here in Vegas and it was a blast. I wasn’t sure what to expect and I had grown up watching her show. I related to that poor family a lot. I watched up up until they won the lottery and then it got all fucked up and I stopped watching. Anyway, before Roseanne came out there was another guy up and he was..well . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

My bro is coming in tomorrow and I booked a couple kewl comedy shows for us to all see together. I was kinda sad that my lil bro couldn’t make it for the shows but I’m taking him to get an alien burger in New Mexico in July, lol! I did a lot of marketing stuff today that is tedious and makes my eyes hurt. A lot of it was research and continual typing, sheesh, I think my eyes are square. Porn isn’t all that its cracked up to be sometimes. I guess I’m not gonna stop bitchin’ until until I get that depo shot. I have to go to a different chiropractor. Its not that I don’t like her, its just that its virtually impossible to get to her office with all the new construction in that area. You get re-routed about 5 times and by the time you turn around you forgot where you were in the first damn place. I hate getting lost and my GPS, I call her “the bitch” . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I decided to work on a project I had put aside for awhile and learn some new tricks with my camera. Well I really didn’t learn anything new but I did get some great pics of my babies. They are so silly and pretty photogenic. Mom’s gargoyle is the most photogenic of all…go figure. Cocoa is a pretty little shit though and he loves the camera. The girls aren’t that impressed. Lainie outright hates her picture taken and shys away when she even sees it. Someone called my phone a couple times and left a message for “Bob”. So I called them back . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I woke up later than I expected and took a shower in preparation for my shoot with Dave Naz. He’s one of my favorite photographers. I did a shoot for Leg Show Magazine today. Dave always has these wonderful vintage pantyhose and I just love leggy shoots. Magazine shoot are my favorite. If I could shoot stills everyday all day I would. Its not that I don’t like video. I just like stills better. I arrived and drank the rest of my coffee. I hadn’t eaten yet because I was nervous and my tummy felt a little funny. It does that when I’m super excited. Plus, I had enough orgasms the day before to knock out a horse so my tummy muscles were sore. Even my calves we sore from the clenching:) Anyway, I got there and . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I woke up at 4am with a start. It must have been a bad dream but I didn’t remember it. I also couldn’t get back to sleep and that kinda pissed me off. Its going to be a long day and I slept about 3 hours, great! I also realized where I was and groaned. LA and not home. No dogs to cuddle in the morning and I had forgotten to buy coffee the night before. Damn me. I laid there and read Dean Koontz for about a half an hour then got up and wandered around looking at the different rooms and visualizing what I wanted to do with each room. After making a few mental lists I decided I should just shower and go get some coffee before I started to growl. After my shower I realized that my nail polish was flaking off a little. I tend to wash my hands pretty often so I wasn’t that surprised but it still sucks. I got my stuff together for the shoot and put it in the car and headed off to find some food and much needed caffeine. Mcpukes it was and the coffee was insane strong. Along with the sinus medicine I took earlier that morning, I was glad that I was eating with it. By the time I got to the set I was a spazz, and about 20 minutes early. I hate when I’m too early, it freaks people out and they tend to get nervous, like I’m going to leave if I don’t get enough attention. I walked in and the make-up artist was already there as well, bonus. I drank the rest of my coffee and talked it up with the owner of the location. I had shot there awhile back for barefootmaniacs.com and the studio has changed a lot. The guy said he had a second studio as well. I asked what he rents them out for and he promptly told me that it was $1,200 a day. Good ‘ol LA. Trastan arrived and we hugged. She hasn’t changed a bit. I got into make-up and surprisingly the make-up artist was really sweet. She was from Hungary and didn’t like LA. We got along and I learned that she was going to drive across country to CT with her boyfriend to see the country as well as move there. After the make-up was all done I filled out paperwork and picked out clothes for pretty girl shots. The pretty girl shots were softcore and pretty fun. One of my fave photographers shot them. He recently moved to New Mexico and he hates LA too. There is a trend. He’s now doing mostly bridal and family photography. I’m really happy for him. He comes back to LA about once a month to shoot for a few of his favorite clients. Donna arrived and we said our hello’s. She asked me if I wanted to shoot for Kink.com again and that all the webmasters were still interested in shooting me. I’m still on the fence about it. It’s not that I don’t like to shoot for them and all its just that I’d rather work for myself. I guess a 3 day stint wouldn’t be a bad thing but I’m really not sure if I want to start the whole traveling thing again. It seems I have to be all or nothing. Its hard to want to travel when I can stay home and make the same money as well. Its not all about money though. It sucks to be away for any length of time past 3 days. I’ll think about it some more on the way back to Las Vegas tomorrow. Everyone was ready and then all of the sudden . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I drove to LA instead of flying because 1, I wanted to bring too much stuff to bother flying, and 2, I needed some time away from people to think. Driving can be very therapeutic for the mind. Not so much so for the butt , which tends to fall asleep at about 3 hours. I took care of that problem by turning on the heating and air conditioning on the seats. I thought a lot about what I needed to do to sell my condo in LA. Its actually going to cost less if I stay in Beverly Hills for a week out of the month instead of keeping the condo. It does need some work, paint and all that jazz to make a buyer interested, especially a buyer that doesn’t want to paint. Instead of hiring painters, my older bro is going to help me paint and redo the kitchen and bathrooms. Those are the most important rooms when selling a residential property. I’m also going to replace the appliances. I’m thinking it should take a few months considering I have to go back and forth and my bro can only help me on the weekends. Anyway, the drive went a lot better than I expected. The last time I drove to LA it took nearly 7 hours because of the traffic. I didn’t even see anyone peeing on the side of the road this time. Last time I must have seen 8 people with their woohaas flapping . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I had my acrylic nails taken off for my shoot on Tuesday with Vivid. I just had them exactly how I wanted them too:( I’ll just get them redone when I get back to Vegas. I finally checked my myspace, reluctantly, and saw that . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I went again the the chiropractor and I feel so much better! I kick myself for not going sooner. I also got my test back today and all is well and I have a clean bill of health to work for Triston Teramino again. She’s doing a how-to video for Vivid and I’m going to be demonstrating . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I finally went to the chiropractor today to get my back checked out. It turns out that its in better shape than I thought but I do have some residual damage left over from my car accident in 2003. It took me a couple years to get up to par and now that I’m much more active, especially dancing, my back is acting up again. My bones are strong but I was a little misaligned. I was popped and . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I checked out The Playboy Club at The Palms and it really wasn’t what I expected. I’m not really sure what I expected but it was more of a casino with bunny dealers. They were beautiful gals in the bunny get-up but I guess I expected more . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!