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My bro came is and I picked him up with just enough time to grab a bite to eat before going to see Roseanne Bar (crap is it spelled with 2 “R’s”?) She has a comedy show out here in Vegas and it was a blast. I wasn’t sure what to expect and I had grown up watching her show. I related to that poor family a lot. I watched up up until they won the lottery and then it got all fucked up and I stopped watching. Anyway, before Roseanne came out there was another guy up and he was..well . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

My bro came is and I picked him up with just enough time to grab a bite to eat before going to see Roseanne Bar (crap is it spelled with 2 “R’s”?) She has a comedy show out here in Vegas and it was a blast. I wasn’t sure what to expect and I had grown up watching her show. I related to that poor family a lot. I watched up up until they won the lottery and then it got all fucked up and I stopped watching. Anyway, before Roseanne came out there was another guy up and he was..well…just weird. I don’t know any other way to explain it but he was weird. I was getting impatient as I normally do and then there she was. She looks much better in person than on TV. I was surprised that I knew most of the act and kicked myself. There was an HBO special that I saw about 4 months beforehand and it was basically the same thing. Still really funny but it was like watching a live rerun. Sometimes I am a dumbass.

My bro is coming in tomorrow and I booked a couple kewl comedy shows for us to all see together. I was kinda sad that my lil bro couldn’t make it for the shows but I’m taking him to get an alien burger in New Mexico in July, lol! I did a lot of marketing stuff today that is tedious and makes my eyes hurt. A lot of it was research and continual typing, sheesh, I think my eyes are square. Porn isn’t all that its cracked up to be sometimes. I guess I’m not gonna stop bitchin’ until until I get that depo shot. I have to go to a different chiropractor. Its not that I don’t like her, its just that its virtually impossible to get to her office with all the new construction in that area. You get re-routed about 5 times and by the time you turn around you forgot where you were in the first damn place. I hate getting lost and my GPS, I call her “the bitch” . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

My bro is coming in tomorrow and I booked a couple kewl comedy shows for us to all see together. I was kinda sad that my lil bro couldn’t make it for the shows but I’m taking him to get an alien burger in New Mexico in July,lol! I did a lot of marketing stuff today that is tedious and makes my eyes hurt. A lot of it was research and continual typing, sheesh, I think my eyes are square. Porn isn’t all that its cracked up to be sometimes. I guess I’m not gonna stop bitchin’ until until I get that depo shot. I have to go to a different chiropractor. Its not that I don’t like her, its just that its virtually impossible to get to her office with all the new construction in that area. You get re-routed about 5 times and by the time you turn around you forgot where you were in the first damn place. I hate getting lost and my GPS, I call her “the bitch”, is getting all manic depressive on me and want me to turn off the freeway when I’m on an overpass. The bitch is trying to kill me.

I decided to work on a project I had put aside for awhile and learn some new tricks with my camera. Well I really didn’t learn anything new but I did get some great pics of my babies. They are so silly and pretty photogenic. Mom’s gargoyle is the most photogenic of all…go figure. Cocoa is a pretty little shit though and he loves the camera. The girls aren’t that impressed. Lainie outright hates her picture taken and shys away when she even sees it. Someone called my phone a couple times and left a message for “Bob”. So I called them back . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I decided to work on a project I had put aside for awhile and learn some new tricks with my camera. Well I really didn’t learn anything new but I did get some great pics of my babies. They are so silly and pretty photogenic. Mom’s gargoyle is the most photogenic of all…go figure. Cocoa is a pretty little shit though and he loves the camera. The girls aren’t that impressed. Lainie outright hates her picture taken and shys away when she even sees it. Someone called my phone a couple times and left a message for “Bob”. So I called them back since they left thier number and they seemed pretty aggrevated with good ol’ Bob that I had to tell them they had the wrong number. They really didn’t know how to react. I was kinda nice at first but the last call they made was heated and bitchy. I told them to stop calling me and Bob didn’t live here but if he did I’d probably kick his ass for giving out incorrect numbers. They checked the number and said, “Oops, I was dialing the wrong number. I hit redial after the first time I dialed” I made a face, said,”well, you dumbass!” and hung up. They didn’t call back and I relaxed some more. Damn these hormones. I am getting a depo shot in about 2 weeks and the moodiness and crap has hit with a vengeance.

I woke up later than I expected and took a shower in preparation for my shoot with Dave Naz. He’s one of my favorite photographers. I did a shoot for Leg Show Magazine today. Dave always has these wonderful vintage pantyhose and I just love leggy shoots. Magazine shoot are my favorite. If I could shoot stills everyday all day I would. Its not that I don’t like video. I just like stills better. I arrived and drank the rest of my coffee. I hadn’t eaten yet because I was nervous and my tummy felt a little funny. It does that when I’m super excited. Plus, I had enough orgasms the day before to knock out a horse so my tummy muscles were sore. Even my calves we sore from the clenching:) Anyway, I got there and . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I woke up later than I expected and took a shower in preparation for my shoot with Dave Naz. He’s one of my favorite photographers. I did a shoot for Leg Show Magazine today. Dave always has these wonderful vintage pantyhose and I just love leggy shoots. Magazine shoot are my favorite. If I could shoot stills everyday all day I would. Its not that I don’t like video. I just like stills better. I arrived and drank the rest of my coffee. I hadn’t eaten yet because I was nervous and my tummy felt a little funny. It does that when I’m super excited. Plus, I had enough orgasms the day before to knock out a horse so my tummy muscles were sore. Even my calves we sore from the clenching:) Anyway, I got there and Dave let his new little pup out of his carrier. Its a really devastatingly cute french bulldog and he melted my heart. he’s black with little brindle spots son his back. Kinda like cali highlights, lol. I loved his little attitude and I think I may have been more excited to see him that ne was to see me. I hugged him and talked to him. Then he farted. That’s a bulldog for ya. The shoot only took about 2 hours to complete and the magazines are letting photographers shoot digital now instead of just film. Dave also mentioned that he would be happy to share some sets with me for my site that he has taken of me. He said he doesn’t have a paysite and doesn’t plan to ever have one. I don’t blame him. Sometimes it takees to fun out it all. I guess he used to have one but decided he’d rather just have shows, books and shoot than keep up with all the BS a site entails. I told him that itss a lot of work and he said that he’s glad he doesn’t have one. Lol, I don’t blame him for not wanting on. Sometimes it can be so frustrating you just want to chuck it all. I drove home and was starving so I found one of my fave restaurants. Chick-fila! Woohoo! I got home, relaxed, got my CSI fix, and went to bed.

I woke up at 4am with a start. It must have been a bad dream but I didn’t remember it. I also couldn’t get back to sleep and that kinda pissed me off. Its going to be a long day and I slept about 3 hours, great! I also realized where I was and groaned. LA and not home. No dogs to cuddle in the morning and I had forgotten to buy coffee the night before. Damn me. I laid there and read Dean Koontz for about a half an hour then got up and wandered around looking at the different rooms and visualizing what I wanted to do with each room. After making a few mental lists I decided I should just shower and go get some coffee before I started to growl. After my shower I realized that my nail polish was flaking off a little. I tend to wash my hands pretty often so I wasn’t that surprised but it still sucks. I got my stuff together for the shoot and put it in the car and headed off to find some food and much needed caffeine. Mcpukes it was and the coffee was insane strong. Along with the sinus medicine I took earlier that morning, I was glad that I was eating with it. By the time I got to the set I was a spazz, and about 20 minutes early. I hate when I’m too early, it freaks people out and they tend to get nervous, like I’m going to leave if I don’t get enough attention. I walked in and the make-up artist was already there as well, bonus. I drank the rest of my coffee and talked it up with the owner of the location. I had shot there awhile back for barefootmaniacs.com and the studio has changed a lot. The guy said he had a second studio as well. I asked what he rents them out for and he promptly told me that it was $1,200 a day. Good ‘ol LA. Trastan arrived and we hugged. She hasn’t changed a bit. I got into make-up and surprisingly the make-up artist was really sweet. She was from Hungary and didn’t like LA. We got along and I learned that she was going to drive across country to CT with her boyfriend to see the country as well as move there. After the make-up was all done I filled out paperwork and picked out clothes for pretty girl shots. The pretty girl shots were softcore and pretty fun. One of my fave photographers shot them. He recently moved to New Mexico and he hates LA too. There is a trend. He’s now doing mostly bridal and family photography. I’m really happy for him. He comes back to LA about once a month to shoot for a few of his favorite clients. Donna arrived and we said our hello’s. She asked me if I wanted to shoot for Kink.com again and that all the webmasters were still interested in shooting me. I’m still on the fence about it. It’s not that I don’t like to shoot for them and all its just that I’d rather work for myself. I guess a 3 day stint wouldn’t be a bad thing but I’m really not sure if I want to start the whole traveling thing again. It seems I have to be all or nothing. Its hard to want to travel when I can stay home and make the same money as well. Its not all about money though. It sucks to be away for any length of time past 3 days. I’ll think about it some more on the way back to Las Vegas tomorrow. Everyone was ready and then all of the sudden . . . Read the rest of this blog entry here!

I woke up at 4am with a start. It must have been a bad dream but I didn’t remember it. I also couldn’t get back to sleep and that kinda pissed me off. Its going to be a long day and I slept about 3 hours, great! I also realized where I was and groaned. LA and not home. No dogs to cuddle in the morning and I had forgotten to buy coffee the night before. Damn me. I laid there and read Dean Koontz for about a half an hour then got up and wandered around looking at the different rooms and visualizing what I wanted to do with each room. After making a few mental lists I decided I should just shower and go get some coffee before I started to growl. After my shower I realized that my nail polish was flaking off a little. I tend to wash my hands pretty often so I wasn’t that surprised but it still sucks. I got my stuff together for the shoot and put it in the car and headed off to find some food and much needed caffeine. Mcpukes it was and the coffee was insane strong. Along with the sinus medicine I took earlier that morning, I was glad that I was eating with it. By the time I got to the set I was a spazz, and about 20 minutes early. I hate when I’m too early, it freaks people out and they tend to get nervous, like I’m going to leave if I don’t get enough attention. I walked in and the make-up artist was already there as well, bonus. I drank the rest of my coffee and talked it up with the owner of the location. I had shot there awhile back for barefootmaniacs.com and the studio has changed a lot. The guy said he had a second studio as well. I asked what he rents them out for and he promptly told me that it was $1,200 a day. Good ‘ol LA. Trastan arrived and we hugged. She hasn’t changed a bit. I got into make-up and surprisingly the make-up artist was really sweet. She was from Hungary and didn’t like LA. We got along and I learned that she was going to drive across country to CT with her boyfriend to see the country as well as move there. After the make-up was all done I filled out paperwork and picked out clothes for pretty girl shots. The pretty girl shots were softcore and pretty fun. One of my fave photographers shot them. He recently moved to New Mexico and he hates LA too. There is a trend. He’s now doing mostly bridal and family photography. I’m really happy for him. He comes back to LA about once a month to shoot for a few of his favorite clients. Donna arrived and we said our hello’s. She asked me if I wanted to shoot for Kink.com again and that all the webmasters were still interested in shooting me. I’m still on the fence about it. Its not that I don’t like to shoot for them and all its just that I’d rather work for myself. I guess a 3 day stint wouldn’t be a bad thing but I’m really not sure if I want to start the whole traveling thing again. It seems I have to be all or nothing. Its hard to want to travel when I can stay home and make the same money as well. Its not all about money though. It sucks to be away for any length of time past 3 days. I’ll think about it some more on the way back to Las Vegas tomorrow. Everyone was ready and then all of the sudden, ew. I mean EWWWWWWWWWWWWW, there was this horrible smell that kinda reminded me of rotten twat. It was garbage day and some place behind the studio put all thier garbage outside on the curb and a couple bags busted. That was not the most inspiring smell but it wasn’t so strong as to make anyone sick. I guess there’s a silver lining to everything. Tristan got on camera and started explaining about the g-spot and the history of why its called that when the garbage trucks came in full force. It was like they were on cue. That was followed by several jets from the Burbank Airport. Again, its great to be in LA. Soon the smell and the trucks were gone and it was on with the show. Donna and I walked on stage and then the demonstration started. I haven’t had my g-spot stimulated very often but I can say that usually its sensitive and not pleasant. Tristan explained that every women likes different techniques and the wrong techniques were being used. With Tristan’s instruction, Donna found the technique that was best for me. I’m kinda noisy and the director asks me to keep it down a little while Tristan was talking. That was alot easier said than done. I learned a lot and its fun to find out new stuff. I can’t wait until I can get my hands on a gal to try out some fun tricks. After the demonstration was over we did a short g/g scene that was kind of, well, different than Donna and I are used to doing with each other. You see, she’s a Dom and has her own site at Kink.com so I automatically was submissive with her. Tristan said that we could choke but we could be rough and we both smiles. There was some strap-on fun and she exhausted me. I was sweating like I ran a marathon. I really needed a nap when we were done. Tristan let me have on of the toys used and its steel and beautiful. I Gave Donna a ride to the airport and we talked a little about playing and relationships and my lack there-of, lol. I then went back to the condo for a quick shower before going to meet with Belledonna to talk about shooting for one of her movies. I got to her place and it was really easy to find. She’s so cute in person. Bella and her husband are so down to earth. I don’t know what I was expecting. So I’m booked for the 12th for a video line called “No Warning” After meeting with Belladonna and her husband I’m psyched to work for them. I think I’m going to be working with Ashley Blue. I haven’t seen her in a long time and never worked with her. She a dirty girl though and I like that. After all of that I went to Dinner with my older bro at Hugos’s on Coldwater Canon blvd. Its a really kewl place and they have the best tea I have ever tasted. Its so smooth that you don’t have to add a sweetener or sugar to it. They also have teas for sale like golden monkey tea. I didn’t get any of that because I would have been up all night. After dinner and planning for the condo, we rented a movie. I’d been wanting to see it for a long time and even rented it last time I was in LA but couldn’t get the fuckin dvd player to work. Anyway, its called “Descent” and it was so much better than I expected. Hell, I just wanted to see a horror movie and see some people die but this had some real depth to the characters(no pun intended) Plus, the blooper reel was so funny, I forgot to be scared later when my bro went home and I was all alone in the condo again. I’ll have to remember to bring some movies with me next time I go to LA. I always seem to forget something.